Wednesday, May 23, 2007

Leftover Pasta & TVP steaks: 28min. Later(Sick Days).

Though it is greatly debated, within the Underground Cooking Collective, what actually constitutes a "zombie" and no disrespect to the King of Zombie, George A. Romero these renegades personally enjoyed being shacked up in a one room apartment for 3 days surviving on old food(reborn) with the doorways shut tight while the Rage infected undead ran amok!


The sick days had seemed like weeks and with the screams of economic collapse echoing through the city followed by the random explosion, the both of us new it was best to stay indoors. After all, "Capital is dead labor that, vampire-like, lives only by sucking living labor, and lives the more, the more labor it sucks"(K.Marx).


Admitting to myself that I did not create a wonderful and tasty meal is no defeat. Rather, I believe one's greatness as a cook is based purely on humility and a cook's surroundings. It wasn't my fault those damn Rage-zombies kept me from going to the store!
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All that was needed for our 3 day survival was twos company, a zombie movie, some pasta, baked beans, soy meat, onions, green pepper, ketchup, and garlic. Fry em up, shoot em up!

Much respect to George A. Romero but again no disrespect because only capitalism can produce such alienated, tired, and blood thirsty proletariats!

We are coming and coming fast because WE WANT EVERYTHING, NO COMPROMISE!
[In loving memory and dedicated to Jake the Snake, one day the undead will rise!]

2 comments:

Fucked-up Zombie said...

Hope you feel better you poor bastards. When you are we can go rage the earth together.

Seitan Wörshipper said...

Yeah! That looks nice Zombie food! I think it`s goes well with those brain-eating zombi movies(No cow brains, human brains!) ;) And vegan is the way ofcourse!